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I forget to hit send 9/10 that I am texting people back.

Hard work pays off, finally got a promotion and now I get benefits. On top of the world right now!

Someone acknowledging your hard work and ambition is a way better compliment than any complement having to do with outer beauty.

Resort booked, commence the vacation. T-minus 13 days! 😍

Here’s a selfie, tumblr.

Here’s a selfie, tumblr.

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lyriciss:

Going from having sex regularly to having no sex at all is the realest struggle ever.

Have you ever wanted to throw up from the amount of sexual tension there is between you and a total babe. 

If you have not seen one of your followers nude you are using the internet wrong. 

Today I talked to my ex in attempt to get a shirt back and it just made me super sad about everything. Because I’m okay, and he isn’t. :-(

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Me at Riot Fest Chicago Day 2. 
Photo by Erik Hess
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/09/riot-fest-punk-shirts.php

Me at Riot Fest Chicago Day 2.
Photo by Erik Hess
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/09/riot-fest-punk-shirts.php

Look is me!!!

Look is me!!!

  • Me: Better make fun of myself before someone else does.

Who the fuck lets me get on the Internet?