Is it normal to be terrified for your power hour? 

I’m just really butt hurt about today and that’s all I have I say.

I’m just hoping I’m still in my ugly caterpillar stage of life.

This True Life episode right now is totally about to trigger an anxiety attack. CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW PLEASE!

I had a dream I was getting chased by a giant bee and Marilyn Manson was watching me and laughing from a shaded area. Ummmm… WAT?!

New hobby: snap chatting everyone me twerking/ doing the Harlem Shake.

I made my boyfriend and his roommates pancake covered bacon, hash-browns, & chocolate covered strawberries for breakfast. And then after I ironed his suit & cleaned the kitched. I am Susie Homemaker today aka the best gf ever.

Woke up hating my life today, bye.

If you want to bet on a game with me were gonna bet money, not sexual favors you piece of shit.

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If you don’t like my picture then don’t reblog it, simple as that, k sweetie?

Dear coyotes,
See what happens when you take more shots on goal? Keep that shit up! Oh and who’s Whitney? Sup Sully!